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Summer Camp Cheerful for Adult Attitude Adjustments

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Inspired by the HAMAS and UN summer camps in Gaza, we are asking, “Why should Palestinians have all the fun? For that matter, why should kids have all the fun?” Summer should [...]

Orlando Bloom’s Undie Obsession

by Jenny Hansen Those of you who hang out with me at More Cowbell know about The Undie Chronicles. They know: When the Undie-verse speaks, I will always listen. I had no idea when I began the series that there were so many hilarious [...]

Underpants Fly Over Prague Castle

by Jenny Hansen Ninja artists pantsed the flagpole at Prague Castle… I knew I liked those Czechs. This post is a how-to guide on dropping a political F-bomb with style. Basically, a group of artists said, “Mr. President [...]

The Funny Side of Food Allergies

by Jenny Hansen Let’s all admit it: food allergies are serious, and often a gigantic pain in the rear for everyone involved… But there’s a funny side. (You knew I’d find it.) Somewhere in the middle of playing 20 [...]

Hubby’s Jewels Threatened by Doctor With Tuna…

by Jenny Hansen I swear to God, that’s the headline at our house this month. (And yes, I’ll explain.) The last time we talked this much about the Hubby’s junk was October of 2011 when the Thunderwear discussion erupted. For [...]

Squirrel Underpants and Other Useful Links

by Jenny Hansen Because the More Cowbell Universe loves me, one of my readers sent me a link to Squirrel Underpants. They’re too small for me, but I thought they might give you some humorous chitter-chatter. Endorsed by SmallAnimalDecency.com, [...]

The Almost X-Rated Garage Sale (Part 2)

by Jenny Hansen In the last two weeks, the Hubs and I have engaged in the energy-sapping double-whammy of “garage sale” and “kid party” over back-to-back weekends. The kid party, complete with margaritas and a bounce [...]

Making Your TSA Grope Memorable and Fun

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Spring break is kicking off the travel season, and summer is just around the corner. The DHS and the TSA are already using this timing to further justify molesting American citizens and irradiating them with [...]

ComfyBalls: A Classic Case of Undie Discrimination

by Jenny Hansen The U.S. Patent and Trade Offices banned a Norwegian brand of undies, called (wait for it) “ComfyBalls.” As far as I can tell, they’re traditional boxers with “just a little bit more” here and there. [...]

Bayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement Service

By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an Iraqi RPG, when in fact he had been in a different [...]